"A reminder from the City of Angels: The 405 freeway is closed for repairs this month. Also the subway isn’t working and bus service has been cancelled due to snipers. Also if you try to walk people will look at you weird."
- Glee competitions announcer guy (via darrenecriss)
Kurt’s taking off his pants!
Someone baked cookies!
The bow tie I wanted is finally on sale!
Buy two get one free lube!
That last one…